a trainwreck of music, film, and art
tense forms regrets our end of summer

Cl*sterf*ck!

with art by a whole mess of people
and music by a whole mess of people

* about *

We are so ashamed to present the premiere of Johnny Westerlake’s directorial debut, Beach Assh*le. Shot by Andy Wagner and edited by Jason Frederick, this obscenity stars Mark Benson making his filmic debut in a role he was born to play — that dude on the beach who’s being an assh*le. note: some boy-parts appear in this film.